Eye of the Tiger? Try Face of the Tiger


Jocelyn Wildenstein: Eat your heart out.

When I first saw this guy (Dennis Avner) a few years ago, I was speechless. To read his story check it out here:  Cat Man – the human ‘tiger’ who enjoys climbing trees and eats raw meat every day

While this post is not an attempt to psychoanalyze this gentleman, I thought Mr. Avner’s reasoning interesting,

‘I am Huron and following a very old tradition have transformed myself into a tiger’

The Huron are Native Americans, that I knew. What I didn’t know was that they had an old tradition of transforming themselves into an animal native to Asia, and thus in all probability completely unknown to them.

Whatever the case, Mr. Avner puts Tygra the Thundercat (below) to shame.

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Evolution: The Evidence

It seems that some Chinese cats have taken the next step in their evolution.

Here’s one of the transitional animals (obviously this is punctuated equilibrium not gradualism, so take that Dr. Dawkins):

Either that or Fluffy has been putting away Red Bull at prodigious rates.

This is the story:
Ready for take-off, Tiddles? Meet the cats which have sprouted wings

Where’s Admiral Ackbar?

Yeah I might be overdoing the Star Wars posts, but couldn’t help but point out this miscarriage of justice:
AP

I only say that because Billy the Marlin’s closest relative from that ancient and distant galaxy, Admiral Ackbar (below), was not invited to this shindig.