In case you don’t know who Hannah Montana is…

You can read all about her in this article from the UK’s Daily Mail,
“I won’t become the new Britney, says Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus”

The focus of the story is really of little consequence insofar as my personal preferences are concerned, but I thought a line from the above story to be especially delectable and oh so British. Regarding Miley’s father,

Most famous in Britain for committing heinous crimes against music with the 1992 hit Achy Breaky Heart, Billy Ray Cyrus – a huge country music star in America – also plays Hannah Montana’s father Robbie in the show.

Heinous crimes?  Classic…

Thus ends this month’s foray into the world of celebrities.

Interestingly enough Cyrus (the younger) isn’t quoted in the story as saying that she “won’t become the new Britney”.  Sensationalism is indeed, universal.

Anything for Hannah Montana Tickets

This story is somewhat beyond belief but not entirely due to the Hannah’s fanatical following:

“‘We Never Said This Was A True Story’
Hannah Montana Concert Winner Wrote Untrue Essay On Dad’s Death”

I initially heard about this on the local news and truth be told when the mother was confronted (on camera) about the lie by a reporter she did what most every human being does when caught in a lie: mutter incomprehensibly, avoid eye contact, duck, and dodge.

Here is the essay according to the above story,

My daddy died this year in Iraq. I am going to give my mommy the Angel pendant that daddy put on mommy when she was having me. I had in in my jewelry box since that day. I love my mommy.