¡Córrele Güey!

This post is brought to you by the most dangerous animal in Africa. No, not the lion, the leopard or the crocodile, but the lean and svelte “river horse”.

Here is a picture of one of the portly beasts forcing a park ranger to break Usain Bolt’s record of 9.58 seconds in the 100 m. Admittedly, the addition of rampaging animals would make the Summer Olympics more interesting.

Hippopotamus chasing man

Here’s the story behind the shot:

Shocked gamekeeper runs for his life from three ton hippo