Kobe Bryant Retroactively Owns a Horse
August 5, 2009 Leave a comment
Not in a race track kind of way, but in one-upping a member of the Earth’s equine community.
Everyone remembers “Man vs. Beast” that ridiculous show that Fox aired (insert joke here) where the producers pitted human beings against animals in various competitions.
In a politically incorrect event, 44 little people lost to an elephant. The contest? See who could pull a commercial jet a certain distance in the shortest (no pun intended) time. Here’s a shot of the action:
In another ‘event, a world-class sprinter ran a 100-meter dash against a giraffe and a zebra. (FYI: Beat the giraffe but got smoked by the zebra.)
A couple of years ago, Kobe Bryant jumped over a moving car, here’s the video:
More recently, in Galilee of all places, a horse tried to do the same thing and well epic fail. Here’s the telling shot:
Here is the rest of the story.