Pinch of Pergamum

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Who is this you ask? This is only Jonathan Edwards one of the greatest preachers this side of the pond. A man of God who preached the Bible and lived it. He would have gone down with the ranks of the Apostles and other greats of the faith but for one thing: his long hair. The discerning minds here at “Pinch of Pergamum” can spot a false teacher a mile away. While Mr. Edwards’ doctrine is rock solid and he lived an exemplary life we know it to be a sham because he has violated the following commandment:

“Does not the very nature of things teach you that if a man has long hair, it is a disgrace to him…” — 1 Corinthians 11:14

Clear as day, Edwards’ hair is too long and a disgrace to him as Paul so aptly put it. Let us be wary of others who try to infiltrate our churches with the appearance of being shepherds while they’re really wolves with lion’s manes.

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2 Responses to Pinch of Pergamum

  1. Photini says:

    Made me laugh out loud. By the way, my Priest has long, long hair– and a big long beard, too!!!

  2. Lazaro says:

    tsk tsk then, your priest might be a wolf in sheep’s clothing, think man!!!

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