Reason to Steal: “It’s the Economy, Stupid!”

At least according to what a robber told the teller in the following story,

FBI: Bank Robber Says He Needs to Eat

Look, I don’t know this fellow’s situation. I’m not going to sit here and pontificate on what I would do if I was in his position.

It is peculiar that the alleged thief’s getaway car was a “tan gray or silver 4-door Chrysler sedan with custom rims.”

Too bad you can’t eat one of these